Mayonnaise And Marmalade

You showed me everything,
Oh, you took me by the hand.
Puppy dogs and Lincoln Logs,
And castles made of sand.

You gave me the courage,
To spread my newborn wings,
Like Mayonnaise and Marmalade
And other spreadable things.

So I guess you are my hero
And there's something you should know.
I want to make it clear,
So I'm going to sing it slow.

If you weren't a man,
And my father, too,
I'd buy you a diamond ring,
And then I'd marry you.

Es preciosa, sencillamente. Dedicada a esa cosa que ahora mismo ronca con la boca abierta a mi lado en el sofá, y que tiene un
humor tan irónico :)